"Love me cancerously, like a salt-sore soaked in the sea. 'High maintenance' means you're a gluttonous queen,
narcissistic and mean. Kill me romantically, fill my soul with vomit
then ask me for a piece of gum. Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum. You're awful....I love you!"
"Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don’t want to do. If I lose, I’m one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I’m going to win or lose until the last second."
— Allison Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. (via thingssheloves)